anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

Anyone have any ideas for what I can do for the next chapter of “A Little Love Story”?

japert:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

untilyoubeggedformercytwice:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

• day off: tumblr
• need to study: tumblr
• shitty weather: tumblr
• wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
• plans with other people: tumblr
• in class: tumblr
• supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
• on the bus: tumblr
• the apocalypse: tumblr
• during my own funeral: tumblr
• tumblr: tumblr
• tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

• Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
• The Doctor:
• Student:
• The Doctor:
• Student:
• The Doctor: brb

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard: